Lyle's got your back. Bang.

Dear Lyle, I'm looking to do something special for my girlfriend, something she'll never forget. Any ideas?

Anonymous

Well. Lyle would usually say insurance. That’s what I sell. But. Lets be real. Not an object. A trip. To somewhere good. Great. Unforgettable. Bang.

I catch those mumbles about how miserable your life is, Lyle! I'm here for you. Suicide prevention, so you don't go BANG, one night late at the office.
I love you, Lyle.

Anonymous

HAHA. Thanks. Lyle appreciates it.

when you say chops it reminds me of pork chops
which makes me hungry
thanks.

youa-biatch

How could you eat a pig? My clients! How could ya? Cruel.

Are you any relation to Lyle Lanley from the Simpsons episode, "Marge vs. the Monorail"?

Anonymous

Me? No. Don’t think so.

YouXHarriet OTP

Anonymous

What? Me? Harriet? Im not much of a dog guy. Bang.

YOU ARE BUSTING MY CHOPS!!

fruitbasketguild

Me? No. Lyle don’t do that. What would make ya say that?

Lyle you might not get this reference but maybe someone will.

Will your insurance cover a pulled muscle, fribbit?

askfrobert-deactivated20130316

Oh yeah. Lyle gots all kind of insurance. Accident insurance? Includes pulled muscles. Bang.

BANG.

youarenotsandra

Bang.